APPLEBEE’S SIZZLETONIN

Are you suffering from blandness, dry eye, or literally any symptom at all? Then you might have Low Sizzletonin, a condition caused when your fajitas lack bacon and queso. But don’t worry—there’s hope. Talk to your server today about Applebee’s new Loaded Fajitas, so you can cure your Low Sizzletonin levels once and for all.

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